greeting your relatives

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss
DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM
Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?
POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS
the verse just makes this better though
Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”
this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea